posted by Falthorn
This is a game specific gripe about Zelda: Twilight Princess:
(Minor Spoiler: He turns into a wolf. OMG)
Why the fuck can't I teleport in front of an NPC? Why is the action of turning into a wolf so horribly shocking that Link goes limp at the idea? I can roll into walls like a jackass all god-damned day, but if someone sees me wolfing out, that makes me wierd?
If I were Link, I'd be flipping out in front of people all day long. I don't think I'd be getting charged an arm and a leg for bombs if I started sprouting razor sharp teeth and manacles.
Didn't Miyamoto see Teen Wolf? The wolf goes to Prom with the hot chick. Time to catch up with the 80's, BigN.
(Minor Spoiler: He turns into a wolf. OMG)
Why the fuck can't I teleport in front of an NPC? Why is the action of turning into a wolf so horribly shocking that Link goes limp at the idea? I can roll into walls like a jackass all god-damned day, but if someone sees me wolfing out, that makes me wierd?
If I were Link, I'd be flipping out in front of people all day long. I don't think I'd be getting charged an arm and a leg for bombs if I started sprouting razor sharp teeth and manacles.
Didn't Miyamoto see Teen Wolf? The wolf goes to Prom with the hot chick. Time to catch up with the 80's, BigN.
Labels: how i'd fix video games, twilight princess, zelda
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