Game On Cafe

Seaman is REAL

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:46:00 +0000

If this motherfucker talks, I'm buying a farm.

Oh, Airman

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:47:00 +0000

Speaking of alien toilets

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:44:00 +0000

Never before has a banner ad managed to capture the essence of an elf taking a dump in the woods

I'm looking for an alien toilet

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:57:00 +0000

To park my bricks

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Duke who?

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff C) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:27:00 +0000

so it would seem that 3D realms has decided to finally try again with promoting Duke Nukem (taking) Forever. do you like how i made that little joke there? well the real joke is that all their delays have caused me to have no interest in their "can't possibly live up to the hype due to obscene delays" mega hit. sorry 3D realms, maybe there are some people who still haven't moved on since duke, but here we are several new IP's later and i just can't muster up curiosity to care about this age old vapor-ware. as a matter of fact, i'm a little perturbed that this is in the news and i feel compelled to post at all about it. so to you 3D realms i say "suk it!"

Lolz @ Capcom Fanart

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:34:00 +0000

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Holy Shit

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:56:00 +0000

You heard me.

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Radio Silence

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:07:00 +0000

The reason there hasn't been any new blog posts recently is because I'm supporting the writer's strike by instituting a pledge of writing silence. Yeah!

See if you fuckers can eke out some scrap of meaning in your toiling, withering lives without the heavenly scripture flowing from the font of angelic brilliance that bursts from my thought hole through the annals of eloquence to the effulgent columns of inspiration and into your dark, chasmic, empty coil. PS. Eat a dick.

Best Blog Headline Evar

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:56:00 +0000

No, not the one for this article.
This one:

Boy Punches His Own Mother Over Halo 3. That's how you finish the fight

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FYI, you're all gonna die!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff C) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:01:00 +0000

RE: Your Brains...

Scroll-o-tron update

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:01:00 +0000

Dear Grue:

I didn't realize your little game was being run by taskmaster nazis with a monolithic hardon for favicons.

Fuck you, buddy. *wink* *heart* *handjob*

My update this week is a new character illustration which may end up replacing the main character.

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Brutal Legend

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:24:00 +0000

Get your motherfucking face melted. Right here: Brutal Legend

Scroll-o-tron 9k

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:40:00 +0000

I've started an initiative to plug bits of hair and teeth into the Flash sidescroller basework I created a while back.

I'll be attempting to post an update a week or until I forget about it.

These two jerks are to blame:
http://egometry.com/
http://speveril.northknight.com/

OH MY SHIT SQUARED

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:14:00 +0000

Is it my birthday? 'Cause between this and Street Fighter 4, I'm feeling like with all this awesomeness, I might have done something wrong to cause it

OH MY SHIT! Bionic Commando swings again!

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:56:00 +0000

Bionic Commando gets a remake.

Dude's got dreads and some other goofy stuff going on, and he's not nearly as rad as my rendition to the right, but I will take what I motherfucking get.

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Sexy Videogame Costumes make everyone get all degenerate

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:45:00 +0000

This page isn't nearly as interesting for the content (which is pretty worthwhile) but for the unabashed creepiness of the ensuing comments. Shame on the internets for convincing perverted, socially awkward guys that it's OK to tell everyone about their lurid deviancy without the decency to feel ashamed of their knotted, slimy black desires.

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Gametrailers.com - Final Fantasy Retrospective

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:50:00 +0000

GameTrailers has been running an excellent video retrospective on the Final Fantasy series and is up to entry 11 in chronicling everything (literally every-godamn-thing) Final Fantasy. There's just about 2 and half hours of FF history with two more entries still to come. Cue them all up and get schooled.

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Also check out more shenanigans from the guy who created Haloid.
Gametrailers.com - Dead Fantasy 1 by montyoum

Harvey Birdman Poster

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:02:00 +0000

Wondrous.

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OMG!!FFIVDSFTW!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff C) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:22:00 +0000

Warning, this video may cause you to crap your pants in rapid succession. I already had to change mine twice...

Chun-Li gets cock slapped

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:22:00 +0000

Seen on the official Capcom Store.

Is that what I think it is, next to Chun-Li's face?

If so, she seems mighty calm for someone about to get a cheek-ful of balogna.

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Harvey Birdman + Street Fighter = ASPLODE

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:16:00 +0000

Holy shit:

From the new Harvey Birdman: DS game

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Best thing of the day

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:04:00 +0000

Katamario

What...the...F...?

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:59:00 +0000

Get the gist of this:
http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/070919/20070919005346.html?.v=2

Then this:
http://www.playspan.com/company.html

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Happy talk like a Pirate day

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff C) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:35:00 +0000

Remember to hoist yer mainsail and watch your booty, I hear there's lots of butt pirates in your territory. Later Matey!

It's so funny, because it's so true

noreply@blogger.com (Falthorn) — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:36:00 +0000

Games Radar is sporting an eerily accurate article about old school and a few new school games that have heroes leaning heavily on the creative influence of some hollywood dreamboats/scumbags.

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